how much would wood a would chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck would>

everyone loves checks yah!

so CHECK out this CHECK shirt babez.

looking so lonely. mebbez i shud put chu on yar?

Thinking about Burger King <3

i have really nice knees, don't i?

it was a pound bayyyybez charity shopping is well worth it dont cha knoooooooh.

WHAT IS IN MY BAG oh god

This blog post is one hundred precent true and in some ways embarassing.

here's my bag looking trampy and grotty as always.

here's just the front compartment

o_O

a mini roll wrapper, crafting wire, a scrap of green velour, a slither of brown paper, a fatter slither of white paper and the bag my embroidery foot came in.

Katy Perry California Dreams @ Nottingham ticket (sexy), the lsfc media video awards evening 2010 ticket, a McDonalds voucher and a watermelon sticker.

assorted post it notes, clockwise from top 'GAY', 'MINORA', a drawing of a minora and an arrow.

empty sexy fanta bottle, suncream, a photo book of my gawj nephew and niece, fat pritt stick and my key on a koala keyring.

memory stck i didnt know i had and £1.02!!! score!

i never knew i had that pen. would have come in handy many a time

loooooooooooooooooooooool

gross. all unedile

 

GTL printed fabric made by my fair hands, a conker and a ghost encapsulated in glass also made by moi.

You will be happy to know i have put it all back in my bag of dreams, apart from the apples. ickkkkkkk.

I enoyed talking about my work on a previous post and this seems to flow well i guess.

here is another of my pieces i made for my project where i looked at slang

"CABZ R HERRE"

"GTL BABY"

The sitch is such an inspiration for life.

eych and emmmmmmmmm.

 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii babes x

i've been meaning to do this blogg-a-dingle for about a week

because last week i went to Milton Keynes and actually had money for a change

it felt like homecoming.

we was literally there for about 5 hours.

heres the beautiful green field that greeted us:

scrumptious

the first thing we did was eat, but thats not interesting heres my splendid cardigan i bought 

modeled by someone very nice

whose that boy? tee

Best of all it was originally £14.99

But in the sale it was £7

but then i got to paying and it was only £5!!!!!!

its so snug and warm,

it really feels like wearing lots and lots of kitchen towel.

it also comes with a hood

as well as pockets

i also bought a this crazy T
only £7.99!

cheeky

 but my absolute fav thing from HnM that day was deffo the song playing while i shopped:

the best line is obvi 

'i wish u were a little bigger,

not just big but really fat'

take a shot baby boo :]

What i've listened to all day through my ears because i love it sooo much

x x x x x x x x x

makes me soooo happy 

so deep and meaningful

but it still makes me what to get 'steaming'

ewwwwwww

can't believe i said that

kesha ur a sick bitch x x x x x x  x x x

the song title reminds me of my old class

apart from we did shots of jelly

out of a carboot

on college premises.

kla$$y

I LoVe OuR cLaSs

oooooh hanging ur looking sexy sexy baby.

i made it with a free machining foot. yah yah yah.

i also used drinks bottles labels for fun and texture.

its not for sale unless u give me a $quillion dollar$

hahahahaha

i put loads of stitching lines round the jelly shots so that they look a little bit holy.

like in paintings of jesus where he has like a halo.

i actually made it for my FMP Art and Design Foundation course. it showed a conversation.
jelly shots were clearly what my life and thus my final piece centre around.


PS yellow is my favourite colour.