christmas yo

I GOT A DRINKING HAT

r o c k ' n ' r o l l

c r e e p y s i k b r e a k f a s t c l u b j u m p e r

HEY BITCHEZ 

=i went=

=PRIMANI=

=n i got=

dis CrEeEeEeEeEpY sik

Breakfast Club

Jumper!

i was so totes absolutes gutted

when i found out

they did a breakfast club t shirt :'(

but dis jumper is siker. so ill

so ill he overdosed on lemsip

so ill he needs a doctor

so ill my jumper just died.

PS ur not invited to the funeral

its gonna be a FUNeral

 jElLy ShOtZ aT dA FUNeral 

P.S heres my Molly Ringwald lips impression

"You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal."

LOL JOKES IM JUST A PRINCESS

yh init molly ringwald fk dem x

a t r i p t o i k e a

 HI 

seen as its that time of year

when everyone goes back to uni

including me

i took a trip to

ikea.

and

thisis

what i 

bought

with my money

this glass

which is handy if u want a JUMBO jagerbomb

and a cuddly toy broccoli obvz duh obvz duh brain!

obvz duh

obvz duh

obvz duh

i also got some pots 

but theyre not interesting 

cos they aren't broccoli 

and you cant drink jagerbombs 

out of them so.......................

EPILEPSY WARNING

TOO SEXY WARNING

PS other German 70-proof (35% abv) digestif made with 56 herbs and spices are available x x x