christmas yo

I GOT A DRINKING HAT

r o c k ' n ' r o l l

c r e e p y s i k b r e a k f a s t c l u b j u m p e r

HEY BITCHEZ 

=i went=

=PRIMANI=

=n i got=

dis CrEeEeEeEeEpY sik

Breakfast Club

Jumper!

i was so totes absolutes gutted

when i found out

they did a breakfast club t shirt :'(

but dis jumper is siker. so ill

so ill he overdosed on lemsip

so ill he needs a doctor

so ill my jumper just died.

PS ur not invited to the funeral

its gonna be a FUNeral

 jElLy ShOtZ aT dA FUNeral 

P.S heres my Molly Ringwald lips impression

"You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal."

LOL JOKES IM JUST A PRINCESS

yh init molly ringwald fk dem x

a t r i p t o i k e a

 HI 

seen as its that time of year

when everyone goes back to uni

including me

i took a trip to

ikea.

and

thisis

what i 

bought

with my money

this glass

which is handy if u want a JUMBO jagerbomb

and a cuddly toy broccoli obvz duh obvz duh brain!

obvz duh

obvz duh

obvz duh

i also got some pots 

but theyre not interesting 

cos they aren't broccoli 

and you cant drink jagerbombs 

out of them so.......................

EPILEPSY WARNING

TOO SEXY WARNING

PS other German 70-proof (35% abv) digestif made with 56 herbs and spices are available x x x

what a grape day

i was eating some grapes so i drew some grapes and this is what i drewed

true story

just some grapes rockin out

grape, grape, severus grape

*slutdrop* grape pardy pardy

 i used glittery paints cos grapes are superstars.

WHENZDAY

my new catchphrase.
couldnt fit on the e :(

hey guys i ombre'd my hair what ya fink x x

wednesdays child is full of woe

#godney

Charity shops are so amazing

a great place to find retro and vintage items, and many pieces that have since been discontinued but then came back into style and are nowadays extremely fashionable.

as proven most recently by this glamour magazine circa October 2011 with Britney Spears on the cover.

it was an absolute steal for only 20p!

its got lots of pictures of her and obvs in the interview it demonstrates her wit and humour and godessliness

PS BRITNEY I LOVE YOU FOREVER X X X

yummeow

meow

this is lisa. she has burgers for eyes and so do i. she also likes cats. read her blog for make up/cat/burger news. NOW. ps mainly make up news.

pps heres me eating a donut with more cats

ppps i like donuts alot right now x x x 

adventure time + where the wild things are

this is my most favouritest t shirt right now!

its a mash up of adventure time and where the wild things are by Michael Myers Jr. two of the most like amazing things yah?

its from this amazing website teefury. they only have one t shirt a day and its literally only available for 24 hours.

FURIOUS!

adventure time fans who also like coffee should visit tee fury TODAY . LITERALLY TODAY. RIGHT NOW... BEFORE IT GETS TO TOMORROW.

 ONLY 13 HOURS LEFT GO GO GO

on tha lambz

thiz bad boi £2 swaggy

leading to this graciousness

coming to a rehabilitation centre near you soon

for anyone that doesn't want to know my shirt was from the mark of pri and only £10

making dinner times more delicious

nandos sauce

DAY-Z-DOOK

hey y'all.

this gloria gaynor weather and my new obsess with daisy duke has me feelin in a pretty cowboy mood

hey brand new idol in life hows it goin

yh uhhhh about those shorts.........

they just look too good on me sorry hun

i knew you'd understand catherine bach x x x x x x x x  x x

mwah

TIT TAT TIC TACS

HEY YOU GUYS

errrrr yh

so MAJOR NEWS. LIKE BREAKING NEWS. MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE OLYMPICS OR WHATEVER.

TICS TACS now do A STRAWBERRY FLAVOR TIC TAC!!!!!!!

as soon as you plop one in ur mouth ur pretty much transportationed to a strawberry field 

in other news my mum bought me a donut

they're pretty awesome and put shame to that totally distressing monstrosity that was wrigleys extra strawberry flavoured chewing gum.

anyway just thought id let you knowwwwww

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p.s make this your computer wallpaper for all ur dreams to come troo:

foxy

My mommy always said don't play with your teeth

love luton fer serious!

Luton is so the klest place evarrr!

so, ok, the love Luton festival started yesterday and is still continuing now, i can hear it from my house right now!

its like the biggest event thats been in luton since it first existed

so yesterday me and this crazy woman went to see The Wanted, yay!

:)))))))))))))))))

the weather was pretty damn awfs, raining and stuff whatever, but luckily i had two ponchos.

heres me being a totes glamour puss in my faboo poncho

theyre seriously something to be major jel of.

bobbin n i been blinged

the wanted were seriously good, although i felt old. like officially old and i've made the decision i cant possibly go to anymore boy band concerts, i was like 5 meters taller then every other fan there wahhhhhh.

oh jayyyyyyyyy stop it ur making me blusssssssh

"mikey b, i heart you....."

"come here now i need to smell you"

 it was sooper fabs! and i do, i really do love luton or whatever!

p.s if you wanna look as glamourous as me you could have your very own waterproof poncho for like a pound from asda or any good retailer!

ur on my heart, just like a tattoo.

hi da le ho 

OMG COLONEL WHERE DID U COME FROM!

oh its clearly just a drawing, someone must have drawn on me while i was asleep! sillyyyyy.....

oh its not coming off,,,,,,, :D AWESOME

Lovin Lozs Lyf Lenty Lun

cos we badass were all wearing clothes u can buy them from like shops an ting x x x x x x

from l-r: llyod, shoes; michael, socks; loz, barefoot; haz, tights; jenna, tights.