Thursday 4 October 2012

c r e e p y s i k b r e a k f a s t c l u b j u m p e r

HEY BITCHEZ 
=i went=
=PRIMANI=
=n i got=
dis CrEeEeEeEeEpY sik
Breakfast Club
Jumper!

i was so totes absolutes gutted
when i found out
they did a breakfast club t shirt :'(
but dis jumper is siker. so ill
so ill he overdosed on lemsip
so ill he needs a doctor
so ill my jumper just died.
PS ur not invited to the funeral
its gonna be a FUNeral
 jElLy ShOtZ aT dA FUNeral 


P.S heres my Molly Ringwald lips impression


"You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal."
LOL JOKES IM JUST A PRINCESS

yh init molly ringwald fk dem x

Thursday 20 September 2012

a t r i p t o i k e a

 HI 

seen as its that time of year
when everyone goes back to uni
including me
i took a trip to
ikea.
and
thisis
what i 
bought
with my money

this glass
which is handy if u want a JUMBO jagerbomb


and a cuddly toy broccoli obvz duh obvz duh brain!
obvz duh
obvz duh
obvz duh
i also got some pots 
but theyre not interesting 
cos they aren't broccoli 
and you cant drink jagerbombs 
out of them so.......................

EPILEPSY WARNING

TOO SEXY WARNING


Monday 17 September 2012

what a grape day

i was eating some grapes so i drew some grapes and this is what i drewed
true story

just some grapes rockin out

grape, grape, severus grape



*slutdrop* grape pardy pardy

 i used glittery paints cos grapes are superstars.



Thursday 13 September 2012

WHENZDAY



my new catchphrase.
couldnt fit on the e :(
hey guys i ombre'd my hair what ya fink x x

wednesdays child is full of woe


Saturday 18 August 2012

#godney

Charity shops are so amazing
a great place to find retro and vintage items, and many pieces that have since been discontinued but then came back into style and are nowadays extremely fashionable.
as proven most recently by this glamour magazine circa October 2011 with Britney Spears on the cover.

it was an absolute steal for only 20p!

its got lots of pictures of her and obvs in the interview it demonstrates her wit and humour and godessliness





PS BRITNEY I LOVE YOU FOREVER X X X



Sunday 5 August 2012

yummeow

meow
this is lisa. she has burgers for eyes and so do i. she also likes cats. read her blog for make up/cat/burger news. NOW. ps mainly make up news.


pps heres me eating a donut with more cats
ppps i like donuts alot right now x x x 

Sunday 29 July 2012

adventure time + where the wild things are


this is my most favouritest t shirt right now!
its a mash up of adventure time and where the wild things are by Michael Myers Jr. two of the most like amazing things yah?
its from this amazing website teefury. they only have one t shirt a day and its literally only available for 24 hours.
FURIOUS!

adventure time fans who also like coffee should visit tee fury TODAY . LITERALLY TODAY. RIGHT NOW... BEFORE IT GETS TO TOMORROW.
 ONLY 13 HOURS LEFT GO GO GO

Saturday 28 July 2012

on tha lambz

thiz bad boi £2 swaggy

leading to this graciousness
coming to a rehabilitation centre near you soon

for anyone that doesn't want to know my shirt was from the mark of pri and only £10

Monday 23 July 2012

DAY-Z-DOOK

hey y'all.
this gloria gaynor weather and my new obsess with daisy duke has me feelin in a pretty cowboy mood

hey brand new idol in life hows it goin
yh uhhhh about those shorts.........
they just look too good on me sorry hun
i knew you'd understand catherine bach x x x x x x x x  x x
mwah

Thursday 19 July 2012

TIT TAT TIC TACS

HEY YOU GUYS
errrrr yh
so MAJOR NEWS. LIKE BREAKING NEWS. MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE OLYMPICS OR WHATEVER.
TICS TACS now do A STRAWBERRY FLAVOR TIC TAC!!!!!!!
as soon as you plop one in ur mouth ur pretty much transportationed to a strawberry field 

in other news my mum bought me a donut

they're pretty awesome and put shame to that totally distressing monstrosity that was wrigleys extra strawberry flavoured chewing gum.


anyway just thought id let you knowwwwww
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

p.s make this your computer wallpaper for all ur dreams to come troo:
foxy


Saturday 7 July 2012

love luton fer serious!

Luton is so the klest place evarrr!
so, ok, the love Luton festival started yesterday and is still continuing now, i can hear it from my house right now!
its like the biggest event thats been in luton since it first existed
so yesterday me and this crazy woman went to see The Wanted, yay!
:)))))))))))))))))
the weather was pretty damn awfs, raining and stuff whatever, but luckily i had two ponchos.

heres me being a totes glamour puss in my faboo poncho
theyre seriously something to be major jel of.
bobbin n i been blinged
the wanted were seriously good, although i felt old. like officially old and i've made the decision i cant possibly go to anymore boy band concerts, i was like 5 meters taller then every other fan there wahhhhhh.


oh jayyyyyyyyy stop it ur making me blusssssssh
"mikey b, i heart you....."
"come here now i need to smell you"
 it was sooper fabs! and i do, i really do love luton or whatever!
p.s if you wanna look as glamourous as me you could have your very own waterproof poncho for like a pound from asda or any good retailer!

Saturday 16 June 2012

ur on my heart, just like a tattoo.

hi da le ho 


OMG COLONEL WHERE DID U COME FROM!
oh its clearly just a drawing, someone must have drawn on me while i was asleep! sillyyyyy.....
oh its not coming off,,,,,,, :D AWESOME


Wednesday 25 January 2012

Lovin Lozs Lyf Lenty Lun

cos we badass were all wearing clothes u can buy them from like shops an ting x x x x x x

from l-r: llyod, shoes; michael, socks; loz, barefoot; haz, tights; jenna, tights.